Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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