But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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