I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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