i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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