That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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