I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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