I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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