so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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