i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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