I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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