Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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