So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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