is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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