have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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