I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Pooping to opera.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
