i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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