Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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