You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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