No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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