worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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