i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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