I think my vagina is haunted
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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