ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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