guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
