if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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