On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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