Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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