im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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