I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have aggressive nipples.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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