I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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