I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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