I have demons in me.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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