why didn't you poke me back
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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