I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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