There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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