I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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