no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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