We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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