Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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