We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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