Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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