i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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