Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Randomize
