My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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