i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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