let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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