im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
