There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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