he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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