Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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