you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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