I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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